Heather - outcall available
Description
Your role as a human furniture piece is to be a sturdy, reliable coffee table in my lounge. I will rest my heavy books and hot tea on your back while I conduct my business calls, ignoring your presence entirely. If you allow the tray to tilt, the hot liquid will serve as your first warning.
Let's make plans - text me when you can. 😏
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