Lucille - available now
Description
Hi! If you're browsing in Canvey Island, maybe we should talk.
Your role as a human rug is to lie at the entrance of my kitchen and allow me to step on you every time I need a snack. I expect you to be warm, soft, and perfectly motionless, regardless of the pressure from my heels. This is the ultimate form of domestic service.
Traveling? 😏 WhatsApp me while you're in town.
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